I recently had surgery for a bilateral reduction mammoplasty, more commonly known as breast reduction, or as I like to call it, a "boob-ectomy". Ya gotta' have fun with something like this, so here is...
KAREN'S TOP 10 LIST
Top 10 Reasons for getting a boob-ectomy
10 Men will finally look me in the eye.
9 My boobs won't arrive in one room while I'm still in the other.
8 I can hug friends and loved-ones without needing arm extensions.
7 I can lie face-down and not be mistaken for a teeter-totter.
6 I'll be able to scuba-dive without popping to the surface like a cork.
5 Kids and little people won't step on my toes while trying to find shade on a sunny day.
4 My bra cup size will fall in the first half of the alphabet
3 I can wear a front-button shirt without worrying about the buttons becoming dangerous projectiles.
2 I'll be able to run without knocking myself unconscious.
... AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR HAVING BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY ...
1 My bras won't have to be custom made by Todd Shipyards.