I recently had surgery for a bilateral reduction mammoplasty, more commonly known as breast reduction, or as I like to call it, a "boob-ectomy".  Ya gotta' have fun with something like this, so here is...

KAREN'S TOP 10 LIST

Top 10 Reasons for getting a boob-ectomy

10  Men will finally look me in the eye.

9    My boobs won't arrive in one room while I'm still in the other.

8    I can hug friends and loved-ones without needing arm extensions.

7    I can lie face-down and not be mistaken for a teeter-totter.

6    I'll be able to scuba-dive without popping to the surface like a cork.   

5    Kids and little people won't step on my toes while trying to find shade on a sunny day. 

4    My bra cup size will fall in the first half of the alphabet

3    I can wear a front-button shirt without worrying about the buttons becoming dangerous projectiles.

2     I'll be able to run without knocking myself unconscious.

...  AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR HAVING BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY ...

1    My bras won't have to be custom made by Todd Shipyards.